One said, “The outrage over bill burr’s SNL monologue just proves that y’alls sense of humor is officially extinct in 2020.” One critiqued, “Bill Burr was the absolute worst monologue ever - I turned off the @nbcsnl show. It’s great. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? View all posts by Don Roy King. Wow, thank you. Yeah. Have a good night. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. #billburr #snl Maybe you’ll win another one. It had to happen. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. What do you think about that? Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL bill burr : white women, stop acting like white supremacy and racism and oppression is only something yt men benefit from , you are also complicit and have also benefitted yt women and some people on this forum : he's hurting my feelings , he's wrong 0% body fat. I’m fuckin standing here. Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. Stops you from reproducing. You won one fucking world series since 1880. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. No one gives a shit. Bill Burr's SNL monologue was funny and appropriate. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. Anyway, I don’t know. Fucking assholes. I don’t know. This doesn’t change anything. That’s good. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. What do you want me to talk about. All rights reserved. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. The nerve of you white women. Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. That’s great. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. Take out your grandparents. It's 2020. And then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either. Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. Bunch of pussies. Ploughing ahead. And Twitter took the bait. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. Thank you so much. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 [boos] Go back to the dock and unload some shit. The Netflix star referred to white women as his “bitches” while claiming … That’s what I do. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. These are equator people. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. City of Brotherly Love. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. That’s what I learned. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. I’ll probably get canceled for doing that joke. - LinkedIn Look at this. Grandma! Then come up with jokes designed to prove that point. He’s not here. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. #SNL — Lori (@LoriAndJava) October 11, 2020 Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. New York is back. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. Dave Chappelle. “My life is so hard. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. I never heard of it, right? The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. He said things that we avoid talking about in … Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. I’m like, “What’s going on? The universe has to balance itself. You keep it simple. Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. I don’t know. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. And I was getting all claustrophobic. Bill Burr Tackles Cancel Culture For His ‘SNL’ Debut, While ‘The Fly’ Has Jim That’s a fucking record. Bunch of fucking losers. They get 28 days of overcast weather. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Huh. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. Here's why. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. 1 month ago I heard some rumblings that this was some ghastly meltdown or highly controversial. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. It’s literally a dream come true. There’s gay black people, they can celebrate from June 1st, July 31st, 61 days of celebrating. How about you hook them up with July? All of you. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. Also wtf is he talking about white women? I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. What do you have to say sir? I should get fucking paid right now people. Yeah! Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. Goddamn lawn seats. … Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. Play the fucking records. Fucking Rocky is your hero. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. You guys were here man. Bunch of racist fucking morons. Does it really have to come to this people? By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. Jack White is here. I got 4 minutes left. Burr ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne, white women hijacking the “woke movement,” gay pride month in New York and much more. I don’t care. Is this what you want? They’re literally running out of people to cancel. You people are on goddamn acid. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. Sir why are you screaming? You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. Yeah, had a great time. The Flyers. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. You have no idea what it’s like to be me.” Trashing white guys. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] If you’re that dumb and you wanna kill your own family members, by all means, do it. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. I really the title as “Bill Barr” and I was like wtf is he on SNL? It’s Pride month.” And I’m like, “What’s that?” I’m 52. Alright listen I’m out of time. You know? All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. You’re listening to the egg heads, the people who we all cheated off of in high school, right? Bunch of goddamn pansies. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. What’s that sir? Yes. Alright? You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. “Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? You don’t bring up race or religion with your grandparents. Suck a dick. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. I hope you go 0-15. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. I wanna thank you guys for having me. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. Comedy is not for you. Listen, I don’t want to speak ill of my bitches here, okay? Bill Burr's opening monologue on 'SNL' draws praise, backlash on social media Burr’s opening monologue tackled everything from anti-maskers to cancel culture, from wokeness to … That’s what happens when you stick in M&M’s store at Time Square. White women, you’re amazing. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Me listening to Bill Burr again, let me say this, there's absolutely no need to call white women bitches, because I rock with at least 47% of white women. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. Bill Burr - SNL MonologueBill Burr snl#BillBurr #SNL #Monologue Yes. Required fields are marked *. What else what else. Bill Burr is exactly the comic we DON‘T NEED RIGHT NOW. You fuckin jackasses. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. And speaking of dreams come true, did you see Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the Upper West side? God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. Can you believe that?” It’s like, “Yeah. That’s a little long, don’t you think? “Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. The month of June is gay pride month. Just keep making the cookies.” Yeah. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. The reaction to what he said undergirds white supremacy. Just listened to Bill Burr's opening monologue on SNL, then checked the Bill Burr hashtag on Twitter. I had a great time with Judd Apatow, Pete Davidson and all the guys. For a group of people that were never enslaved? The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. Ah! I hate this fuckin city. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. Thank you. Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript, Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript, Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript, Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript. You bunch of faggots. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. That aint’ gonna work. Bill Burr scores valid points on canceling the crop while trying to cancel ALL IN SIGHT. I guess my grandparents were older. Say it. [applause] Thank you. Who’s he your dad or something? Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. Wearing a grey face covering, the 52-year-old comedian hosted the second episode of … I like people who wear masks. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. Didn’t have that when I was a kid. Give them the sun for 31 days. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. Alright, that’s all my time. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. What do you want? 52 fuckin hours into a show. So anyways back to the joke. into a fuckin show. I broke the mic stand. New York is back, baby. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. That’s what you did. He was born in 1907. Bill Burr came for Pride Month in his opening monologue for Saturday Night Live. It’s your decision. Go fuck yourselves. Thank you. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. Shall we? Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. [He looks around for the camera, then he’s pointing at the camera.] I hope that happens to you. And this has always been a life long dream of mine to come here and host Saturday Night Live. NEW! Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. Fuck all of you. It’s a dream come true. Fun isn’t it. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. Dude, black people were actually enslaved, they get February. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Don’t worry. 2 to the back of the head. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. So, I haven’t been in New York for about a year. I’m like, “Some people not using safe sex and making all these babies?” So, I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, “Dude, what’s going on? Thank you. Makes me feel comfortable that you’re wearing masks. I do 3 minutes. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. That I really feel great. All of you mother fuckers. We got a great show for you guys everybody. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. Fucking goddamn losers. You have a soccer team? However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. No votes so far! Two guys kissing. Like, “Why is it so crowded?” “It’s gay pride month.” “Oh! Your email address will not be published. How did they get all the June? It’s gonna be amazing. I don’t know how they did it. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. Take out your weak cousin with the asthma. Bill Burr didn't hold back in his controversial opening " Saturday Night Live " monologue. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. But let’s go back in history here, okay? They’re going after dead people now. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. Oh!” I didn’t know that. Thank you. I was here last year. Nobody wants to go on the parade. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Someone tell him calling women 'bitches' isn't funny,” wrote one commenter on Twitter. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. It's 2020. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. It’s like, god did that 40 years ago. Bunch of fucking losers. You bunch of fuckin cocks. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. I was shooting a movie. I don’t. City started looking like a giant Bed Bath & Beyond, and then bam! Everybody’s shivering. Because a … Actor Bill Burr has been slammed after giving a controversial Saturday Night Live opening monologue, in which he took on topics including cancel culture. That fuckin pussy team. It's 2020. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? Suck a fuckin dick. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! Does it really have to come to this? I still fuckin hate you people. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny It's 2020. What’s that? What’s that sir? Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his first “Saturday Night Live’’ monologue. You got a fuckin ping pong team? [Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. Listen. It aint’ ever happening. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. That felt great. They’re trying to cancel John Wayne. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. Rainbow flags. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? 2 MINUTES LEFT. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. Amazing. That’s the first time I said cunt. Go fuck yourselves. Let’s talk white women. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. Ploughing ahead, let’s talk white women here. We lost our edge there for a minute. What’s with all these people here?” And he was just like, “Oh, no, no. Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.Saturday Night Live. Huh? The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. And I hadn’t been here for like, 13 years and I immediately noticed how extra crowded this city was. Oh, Ricky took one in the chops. Dude I think he can win! Lol. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. Just to refresh your memory, the ‘woke’ movement was supposed to be about people of color not getting opportunities, things that they deserve, finally making that happen. Sam Morril compares wearing a condom to doing volunteer work, wonders if murderers critique each other’s work and recalls befriending a vigilante in Cleveland. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. You fucking assholes. That’s what you did. I got one first. How stupid is that cancel thing? What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. Bill Burr's "SNL" opening monologue received mixed reactions, but the comedian's fans were already prepared for his blunt comedic style. Saturday marked his first time hosting SNL, and it's fair to say it's divided opinion. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. I’ve never heard so much complaining in my life from white women. They’re all up in arms. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Keep listening to them. Would love your thoughts, please comment. You can’t see shit. There’s too many people. Suck a dick. So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. Your accomplishments over the last few years. So, thank you so much for coming out during these difficult times. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. I am so excited to be here. I have been doing stand-up forever. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his … I have a little fuckin cane now. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. Please stick around, we’ll be right back. Viewers may know Burr for playing Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad, although he has also fronted comedy podcast The Monday Morning Podcast since 2007. You are this high above New Orleans. Booing Dom Irerra. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. In his second comedy special for EPIX, Craig Ferguson puts his sometimes cheeky, always irreverent spin on universal topics from sex and drugs to rock & roll-including his hilarious experiences with Mick Jagger and Kenny G. Kevin Hart serves up laughs and brick oven pizza from the comfort of his home, and dishes on male group chats, sex after 40 and life with COVID-19. © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. CLEARLY it was the first Bill Burr experience for some people. I don’t know. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. Get the peep show back in Time Square, old people can walk safely 40 blocks away. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. It's 2020. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. Comedian Bill Burr has come under fire for his monologue on Saturday Night Live this week. With my SUV in my heated seats. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. I SAID SUCK A DICK. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. It’s June. The nerve… where’s the camera at? I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. And then somebody gives you that little nugget of information that just pulls it back? Right? This gotta be fucking ridiculous. That’s all I got left. It’s about you. Oh suck a dick. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. I got your mothers. Just one after another. Bill Burr Plows Ahead in SNL Monologue Charu Sinha 10/11 /2020 FDA promises no corners were cut in the quick OK of 1st U.S. COVID-19 vaccine Virgin Galactic aborts test in … I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. Tank tops! 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. 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