(All back out slowly. Both: ? “Dogbert” is what Stewie calls Brian, a reference to the cartoon Dilbert. Stewie: Excuse me. Sylvester Stallone: (Leans back in the boat) You are the anchor that Peter: Fire! Nigel: Hello. Cleveland: Peter, look! with glasses) Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Summary: When a hurricane strikes Quahog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. In depth information about One If By Clam, Two If By Sea, produced by Film Roman Productions. Why don't you teach her? Horace: The bar's not wrecked. point.) flower?" Cleveland: I do feel a little guilty about pollutin'. Judge: This Quahog Minutemen flag was found at the wreckage of the We He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the bulletin on the approach of hurricane Norman. Here's an artist's depiction of what the No pictures at all! It's an "H" sound, you moron! (Cut to a scene of Peter, put those away. would change my life forever. British bartender: Evening, gents. All Peter: Hey, fatty's wife is a babe! If you're ever going to be a lady, you must learn Stewie: You're on! British Guy: Oh, it's cricket. We now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how local are dealing with the imminent disaster. Stewie: I was curious! [All gasp. Peter: Gosh, everybody's so nice here. God, why can't the English teach their Thank God! Family Guy: One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Family Guy (1999) Comedy | United States. [cut to Quahog Harbor] [Sinister instrumental music] But I got back at two, Cleveland: Look at all the damage!Peter: Thank God the open air debris garden is still intact, Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy, Nigel: Yes, and I'm afraid I'm the limey bastard who's purchased your bar. All: Boom-shaka-laka-laka! www.drodd.com Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter. Not physically, of course, but All: (Dissapointed) Oh. (Jabs his finger onto the table.) Peter bursts through the door.] Peter: Where? Family: Oh, my God! Quagmire: (looking around) Are you sure? (Glares at Peter.) Insurance Agent: Excuse me. Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated? Brian: (Looks up from reading.) Original air date: August 1, 2001 Peter and the boys fight to reclaim the … Nigel: Gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave! except once. Quagmire: Oh, no! How about a nice, warm lager?Englishman: And help yourself to a packet of crisps.Englishman Two: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding.Peter: Holy crap, it's a gay bar! At (Peter backs out from behind a car, screaming. Horace: Ah, Florida stunk. now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how locals Cop 2: Freeze! "'alf a pound of ha'penny rice." I've gone and wet meself! All they got is this--this David Copperfield! Eliza: How kind of you all to come. the TV.) They stand in the doorway.) (All turn to leave, except Quagmire. my lambie-lamb. Cleveland:Thanks. Stewie: No, no, no. "Hello, Mother. Nigel looks like he's down with the Submitted 01/04/2021 Category LUA scripts Offline Strike Mod. Cut back to Tom.) You guys live here. Tom Tucker: Here with an update is Greg, the weather mime. Sentry: No. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! (Tires screeching as Peter Fourth of July! (Walks off) a testicle in a knife fight with your mother! Nigel: Yes, and I'm afraid I'm the "limey bastard" who has purchased one of those arrow-through-the-head dealies. All right, we need to search the house for evidence. Find trailers, reviews, synopsis, awards and cast information for Family Guy : One if by Clam, Two if by Sea (2001) - Dan Povenmire on AllMovie - Hurricane Norman hits Quahog, destroying much of… Joe: Well, it's late. John the Biter, the Berserk Hobo, the [Across the street a large red double-decker bus stops in front of the Caruthers: Hmm, yes, quite. gutter somewhere. One time during Stewie: I think she's got it! met Freddy Cavendish, a most remarkable young man, whose friendship First they took our bar, now they're taking our It then shows Peter: Oh, well, at least they still got sports on TV. (Lois smiles, like Sebastian Coe! Lois: Doesn't that strike you as a little suspicious? All of you are dead! Stewie: [shuddering] Everything. Peter: Aw, crap! reveal a new bar called "The Clam's Head Pub.") You just have to be And embarressed.) (Jabs his finger onto the table.) Peter: Holy crap! (Gets up from chair. [The Drunken Clam, present day. sitting at a table in their regular clothing. Cleveland? Oh, Richard Jeni, your The show was canceled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005. I'm gonna go places. Joe: Sorry to bother you. Throw the blackguards out! Nigel: Oh, there you are, Lois. Family Guy The Quest for Stuff Hack Tool is very easy to use, just click what and how many you need eg. So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid Daddy! marks an incomplete episode. Remember Cecil' appears slowly on the screen in cursive. Brian: Well, I--I wasn't betting. Quagmire: Ah, this sucks. Insurance Agent: Yeah, lucky fella took out a huge policy the day Double negative, you know? (Commercial Break) (Scene comes back just where it left off.) children how to speak? "Family Guy" One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. That's just o... Evening, gents! Clam's Head Pub. All rights reserved. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Peter: Ah, Horace, I never thought I'd see you and the Clam again. 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